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3 discs 97 tracks 10 Years of Performance Poetry Before Bill Campana blazed into the Mesa and Phoenix poetry scene in 1997, individuals would attend poetry readings and at the end of every dry, polished piece of mental origami, read with all the flair of a zoning law variance, those still awake in the audience would say “humph,” which roughly translates into “I don’t know what that was about, but everyone else might think I’m an uncultured boob, so I shall acknowledge this piece as if it were an epiphany wrapped in a transcendental shroud.” Poets would get a smattering of courtesy applause, and everyone would go home feeling just a little more cultured than their neighbors who owned television sets.
Bill Campana, however, knows that the only true way to respect culture is to break it into little tiny pieces. He came onto the poetry scene at full power, and suddenly the dry dusty notebooks of lesser poets got burned up in the shockwave. Nobody wants to follow Bill Campana after he reads, because when he is done, there is literally nothing to say.
Bill Campana is the atom bomb that levels ivory towers. He got people excited enough about poetry to come back for more, and to see what would happen next. Soon, the audience was too big for the coffeehouse, a feat unprecedented since Socrates dared the baristas to make him a Hemlock Frappuchino. Now, after 10 years and hundreds of poems large and small, you can experience Bill Campana in your own living room, automobile, or iPod at a comfortable volume level, with all the mind blowing imagery still intact. This album is produced in association with The Wordsmith Press, and that is a GREAT place to order a copy... | 1. fast food mcblues | | 2. psychic friends phone sex network | | 3. penis monologue | | 4. big jim's declaration of love | | 5. no time for hallucinations | | 6. who gets the short guy | | 7. attack on southern avenue | | 8. point and shoot | | 9. the fat poem | | 10. leave the poetry to us | | 11. additional information | | 12. intersection | | 13. mock 1 | | 14. non profit negativity | | 15. twenty minutes later | | 16. jello salad with bill | | 17. box score | | 18. the difficulty letting a loved one go | | 19. beautiful world | | 20. ignorance and redundancy | | 21. he loved | | 22. today and the day before | | 23. i need glasses | | 24. that number | | 25. guiltless | | 26. what i saw | | 27. to be a better person | | 28. elvis does the protein dance | | 29. funny not funny | | 30. curious george takes viagra | | 31. farmer satan goes to hell | | 32. bob ross goes to hell | | 33. monkey | | 34. square fish | | | 1. hang on to your chairs (ass bomb) | | 2. medly: the who the hell poem/about construction | | 3. fresh from the joke larder | | 4. pressure | | 5. one for patterson | | 6. radio free me | | 7. apple rooney | | 8. i'm giving my big toe the middle finger | | 9. the funeral poem | | 10. closer to crack heads than choir boys | | 11. dammit! | | 12. a new ring-tone for the false alarm | | 13. bi-pecker | | 14. summer solstice | | 15. now you don't | | 16. in a gravel parking lot | | 17. one poem about ham | | 18. people prefer paths | | 19. steps | | 20. obituaries | | 21. had i been standing on my head | | 22. collage on west phoenix | | 23. love poem #818 | | 24. lonesome 425 | | 25. what stan did part 1 | | 26. the edge of salve | | 27. deviant words part | | 28. wrenching | | 29. years after i lost my virginity | | 30. senatorial (bob dole) | | 31. you know me (rule breaker) | | 32. violence | | 33. you can't fix a broken heart with duct tape | | | 1. larry king/auto-stigmata | | 2. the class of '55 | | 3. a transvestite in mesa | | 4. here comes death | | 5. just deserts of champions | | 6. monkey see | | 7. monkey live | | 8. larry king haiku times five | | 9. deja crapola | | 10. she and tnt | | 11. the van buren street air show | | 12. she's hot | | 13. jeff the salesman | | 14. no surprises | | 15. honk sweet | | 16. rhetoric doesn't rhyme with poetry | | 17. no more worries | | 18. what i know | | 19. still life | | 20. independence prayer (the dance remix) | | 21. 2/7/07 the ride home | | 22. east lincoln ball | | 23. drink and run | | 24. memorial day poem on e. van buren | | 25. mommy | | 26. still early | | 27. rumor | | 28. gifts | | 29. no down payment | | 30. business cards | | 31. just because i spent a weekend in a frat house... | | 32. you know me (rule breaker) (arcosanti may 2004) | |
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